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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 03:05
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Air India plane crash death toll rises to 270 - BBC
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Save up to $357 off Apple’s most affordable 13-inch Space Black M4 iPad Pro today - 9to5Toys
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Do straight guys like to see cocks?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
No way
Hillary thinks we must censor or "we lose total control". Why does she demand total control?
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Plane from Indianapolis diverted to Tulsa due to weather ahead of NBA Finals Game 1 - KOKH
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Google Play Store replaces ‘1-tap buy’ with ‘Slide to buy’ - 9to5Google
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Astronomers discover most powerful cosmic explosions since the Big Bang - Live Science
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
A traveler infected with measles flew into Miami. What are the next steps? - Miami Herald
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes